Dear Chloe,

I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. I sat pateintly everyday on the rug for you waiting and watching Ryan put his arm around you. Ryan is my best friend and there is this code of conduct between guys that we don't go for the same girl so I have to say good-bye. Besides, I have a new girl now, Abbie.......AND I love her glasses! So long Chloe.

Yours truly,
Tyler